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Taken with Instagram
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person: Hi, what's your name?
my future daughter: Beyoncé.
person: Wow, you must have two dads.
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<3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
ifeellikeihadtotellyousomething:
The smoothest audience member I’ve ever seen.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! omg!!! WATCH!
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The winner of Ru Paul’s Drag Race ladies and gentlemen.
(via thechriscrocker)
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![“Growing up in life I’ve noticed there’s that one thing I love: leadership. not until i graduated, i noticed, when I try to lead my life into one direction, theres always that hurtle that takes me down. regaurdless i live life with a smile even though inside it kills me to admit I let something take me down. thats not me. thats why i like the drivers seat. no one can tell me what I cannot do. With leadership you have to have ideas to get life at your destination. So if I want to be a leader and take my life to new hights, I shouldn’t have anything to worry about then right?? ‘I want to do this!’ ‘well you can’t’ ‘why?’ Because you don’t have [this]’ ‘but thats my idea and I want to do it. i’ve been planning this!’ ‘to bad. life doesn’t always go as planned.’ Boom. that’s it. just stopped right there in my tracks. ‘I have another idea! We can get around this hurtle with this plan!’ ‘no thats dumb. you cant and shouldn’t do that. I know it sounds good but believe me it won’t work’ ‘but i want to at least try! it’s all i have!’ ‘okay then go find help elsewhere.’ ‘i will!…….. hello??’ Now im not trying to sound desperate but I mean I hate when I have plans and there’s that one little trick that messes up everything. It feels like someone put glue on the bottom of my shoes. The starting line of life never smelt so good, but now im getting tired of it… I just wish people took me seriously. I have serious ideas, serious thoughts, goals, and plans. but how can I be serious if i’m being ignored. If im ignored people won’t see me. so I have to crack a few jokes and act silly for attention?? I love the fun and giggles but if thats all people see me as then what has everything been?? I just ask for a chance, an oppurtunity to show I’m a force. I thought I could show that by myself but i guess its not just that.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4th44OwHr1r6a3iyo1_500.jpg)
“Growing up in life I’ve noticed there’s that one thing I love: leadership. not until i graduated, i noticed, when I try to lead my life into one direction, theres always that hurtle that takes me down. regaurdless i live life with a smile even though inside it kills me to admit I let something take me down. thats not me. thats why i like the drivers seat. no one can tell me what I cannot do. With leadership you have to have ideas to get life at your destination. So if I want to be a leader and take my life to new hights, I shouldn’t have anything to worry about then right?? ‘I want to do this!’ ‘well you can’t’ ‘why?’ Because you don’t have [this]’ ‘but thats my idea and I want to do it. i’ve been planning this!’ ‘to bad. life doesn’t always go as planned.’ Boom. that’s it. just stopped right there in my tracks. ‘I have another idea! We can get around this hurtle with this plan!’ ‘no thats dumb. you cant and shouldn’t do that. I know it sounds good but believe me it won’t work’ ‘but i want to at least try! it’s all i have!’ ‘okay then go find help elsewhere.’ ‘i will!…….. hello??’ Now im not trying to sound desperate but I mean I hate when I have plans and there’s that one little trick that messes up everything. It feels like someone put glue on the bottom of my shoes. The starting line of life never smelt so good, but now im getting tired of it… I just wish people took me seriously. I have serious ideas, serious thoughts, goals, and plans. but how can I be serious if i’m being ignored. If im ignored people won’t see me. so I have to crack a few jokes and act silly for attention?? I love the fun and giggles but if thats all people see me as then what has everything been?? I just ask for a chance, an oppurtunity to show I’m a force. I thought I could show that by myself but i guess its not just that.”
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“You broke my heart, that you said you loved.
But now look your doing sock glove.” -
this is for hump wednesday… prepare for fiercness.
